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You have a portal on the wall and another inside your stomach. If you go foot first, your foot will appear inside your stomach until it runs out of space to move.If you somehow force your whole leg through the portal, your leg will simultaneously burst through your stomach to the outside of your body. At that point, you'll die.Let's say you're immortal. You keep going and put your other leg through. That now bursts through your stomach. At this point, you're waist deep into the wall portal with two legs sticking out of your stomach. If your legs that are sticking out of your stomach breach the wall portal again, your feet will now push on the part of your pelvis that the wall portal is closest to. If you keep pushing, your feet--and then legs-all the way to the pelvis will compress and mash together between the space where your stomach is and where the wall is. You'd look like half a body up against a wall with fleshy ooze dripping out. At this point, I'm not sure what the rules are, since if you keep going, your stomach portal would need to go through the wall portal. If that's allowed, then your whole waist would now be entering the inside of your stomach. But, then where in space would the inside of your stomach exist once it enters the inside of your stomach? I guess maybe it would be like having the two portals as close together as possible with everything below your stomach being mashed into fleshy goo and your upper body still in tact. At that point, I don't think you can do anything else. The portals would be next to each other and closing themselves off. Since they've compressed your entire lower body into goo, I'd imagine the rest of your body would just fall off the wall.
Based off the games, if one were to place a portal on a surface, and that surface were to move, the portal is dispelled. Possibly portals function on some principle of dimensional anchoring, and since a shift in the portal surface would no longer be anchored to the same point on the 3-space coordinate grid of reality, the portal cannot exist. The whole first bit is irrelevant regardless, because assuming portals could remain on moving surfaces, how does one fit a gateway through a second gateway of identical size?Now you've probably played the Portal series, and are therefore rather good with the spatial reasoning sort of tricks they're based around. "Why not slide the first portal through the second lengthwise?" Great question. Now here we need to assume the universe isn't going to implode, because were there anyone still alive to witness the aftermath they'd probably regard the destruction of reality as a bad move. And as a man of science, we should be thinking about things like this and not taking cheap cop-out routes like "the universe would just implode." So whatever, you go ahead and do it anyway.Suddenly the first portal stops moving through the second. You push it, and nothing interesting happens. Why? Because portals need solid surfaces to open on. By pushing a portal (and the very solid surface it is open on) through another portal, you're basically knotting the higher dimensions of the universe and pushing the first portal's edge (actually the edge of the surface) against the second portal's backing (because it's also on a wall or something similar) in several dimensions that don't make sense to our miserable 3-D minds. That's all very fun but also irrelevant because although I'm sure it would be a spectacle to witness, all those portal frames twisting within each other, the universe would've probably imploded anyway from knotting the higher dimensions inside themselves.And finally. Portals can only be opened on flat (not technically, but I won't go into that because spoilers), non-moving surfaces made from a certain type of dust, one that is definitely not found in any known organism's stomach. So even assuming you could shoot a portal down your esophagus, then had it open on the very small and very curved stomach lining, managed to burst out of your own stomach without dying, and then pulled the stomach portal through the wall portal, it wouldn't have worked because stomachs are made of lots of squishy bits and acidic liquids that happen to be completely devoid of portal dust.Based off the games, if one were to place a portal on a surface, and that surface were to move, the portal is dispelled. Possibly portals function on some principle of dimensional anchoring, and since a shift in the portal surface would no longer be anchored to the same point on the 3-space coordinate grid of reality, the portal cannot exist. The whole first bit is irrelevant regardless, because assuming portals could remain on moving surfaces, how does one fit a gateway through a second gateway of identical size?Now you've probably played the Portal series, and are therefore rather good with the spatial reasoning sort of tricks they're based around. "Why not slide the first portal through the second lengthwise?" Great question. Now here we need to assume the universe isn't going to implode, because were there anyone still alive to witness the aftermath they'd probably regard the destruction of reality as a bad move. And as a man of science, we should be thinking about things like this and not taking cheap cop-out routes like "the universe would just implode." So whatever, you go ahead and do it anyway.Suddenly the first portal stops moving through the second. You push it, and nothing interesting happens. Why? Because portals need solid surfaces to open on. By pushing a portal (and the very solid surface it is open on) through another portal, you're basically knotting the higher dimensions of the universe and pushing the first portal's edge (actually the edge of the surface) against the second portal's backing (because it's also on a wall or something similar) in several dimensions that don't make sense to our miserable 3-D minds. That's all very fun but also irrelevant because although I'm sure it would be a spectacle to witness, all those portal frames twisting within each other, the universe would've probably imploded anyway from knotting the higher dimensions inside themselves.And finally. Portals can only be opened on flat (not technically, but I won't go into that because spoilers), non-moving surfaces made from a certain type of dust, one that is definitely not found in any known organism's stomach. So even assuming you could shoot a portal down your esophagus, then had it open on the very small and very curved stomach lining, managed to burst out of your own stomach without dying, and then pulled the stomach portal through the wall portal, it wouldn't have worked because stomachs are made of lots of squishy bits and acidic liquids that happen to be completely devoid of portal dust.
Meczu w TV nie będzie, to teraz wszystkie puby z okolicy mi na fejsie wysyłają zaproszenia
Mendy nie zmieniają świateł na krótkie, jak rowerem jadę do pracy.
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